Friday, October 16, 2009

Are You Ready?

I heard a great question back in 1999 on the eve of Y2K. The question was:

Whatever you think is going to happen, are you prepared to be wrong?

That seemed to me to be a great philosophy. One never knows what lies beyond the horizon. With the advent of H1N1, avian flu, retro-viral experimentation, and the like, the possibility of the great zombie apocalypse grows steadily.

In that spirit, and with a bit of tongue in cheek, I've assembled the zombie attack emergency kit. It contains such essential elements as the machete, first aid kid, survival manual, and training doll to tech the young ones.

The only thing I lack is the, all-essential, shotgun. Just remember, save the last bullet for yourself...

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